Director: Tom Hooper
Screenplay: Lee Hall and Tom
Hooper
Based on musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber
Cast: James Corden as Bustopher
Jones; Judi Dench as Old Deuteronomy; Jason Derulo as Rum Tum Tugger; Idris
Elba as Macavity the Mystery Cat; Jennifer Hudson as Grizabella the Glamour
Cat; Ian McKellen as Gus "Asparagus" the Theatre Cat; Taylor Swift as
Bombalurina; Rebel Wilson as Jennyanydots the Gumbie Cat; Francesca Hayward as
Victoria the White Cat; Laurie Davidson as Mr. Mistoffelees; Robbie Fairchild
as Munkustrap; Mette Towley as Cassandra; Steven McRae as Skimbleshanks
Normally, I don't compose reviews
of films this mainstream but this is a rare case. Whilst some of my readership
might by surprised by this, if you look at the history of the film and its
content, if it had been a musical adaptation of The Island of Doctor Moreau, it might've worked. That this was
unintentional is just scratching the surface of all the justification I need to
cover this misguided folly.
What we got is an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical adaptation
that has no plot, and thus needs to be treated as a vignette show, barring the
fact what little semblance of a plot there is happens to be a bizarre one, of a
talent show where the winner each year gets to die and be reincarnated as a new
cat. The result is done with so many ill-advised creative decisions from the
director of The King's Speech (2010) that
it makes sense to cover Cats.
Tom Hooper, a British-Australian director who originates from the
BBC and jumped to cinema fully from 2009, really came to popularity suddenly
when The King's Speech won the 2010
Best Picture Oscar. One, his career before isn't to be looked down upon, as he directed
the acclaimed 2008 American miniseries John
Adams with Paul Giamatti, but The King's Speech success helped him
considerable. It was a film, in the context of Oscar winners, is a good film
able to overcome its generic structure, about the future King George VI overcoming his stammer, notably because of its
aesthetic, a surprisingly dank and oppressive one that fit the late 1930s in
Britain just as we were about to go to World War II against Nazi Germany.
Unfortunately, this aesthetic
style alongside other details became a huge hindrance to Cats, which is ironic as Hooper
also adapted the musical Les Misérables
(2012), a film no one complained about even if he cast actors like Russell Crowe who couldn't sing. Cats immediately gets off to a start
that warns you that this has gone amiss as a creative production, as a
synthesizer starts making noises sounds more for a sci-fi horror tale, a dank timeless
London1 introduced drenched in artificial coloured lights and the
sight of dancers turned into CGI hybrids of cat humanoids. In this world, without
any context, immediately they're singing about being "jellicle cats"
without it explaining what the hell "jellicle" actually means.
Cats is one of the most successful musicals in existence, based on
a series of poems by T.S. Elliot
about cats compiled into a book, Old
Possum's Book of Practical Cats (1939). In terms of just this film without
any other context, it has a very strange plot closer to The Holy Mountain (1973) than wholesome musical, that every year
these "jellicle" cat humanoids have a talent competition where Judi Dench chooses who gets to die as
the main prize, ascent to cat heaven (in a hot air balloon) and be
reincarnated. Beyond this, most of the film is meant to make Victoria (played
by ballet dancer Francesca Hayward in
her feature film debut) being the protagonist, which doesn't work as the
structure shuffles between various one-off cameos and set pieces. Idris Elba playing Macavity, a cat
dressed like a crime film detective who can teleport in puff of smokes, is the
main antagonist who wants the prize himself. It's aside from this just a song
and a dance numbers spectacle, combining actual dancers and singers (including Taylor Swift in a cameo) with actors not
known for singing like Dench or Ian McKellen.
The issue with Cats is that, willingly paying for a
ticket in hope for a car crash, there's a lot that's bizarre but also a lot
that is just generic. Having seen types of bad cinema that few would willingly
watch, my attitude to this concept is more skewered, to the point that a film
so technically incompetent can become a good film for me as accidental
surrealism. The issue with Cats is that
it's bad, but in a negative way that it's a large Universal production that, for moments of gleeful perversity, is
pretty average but with the horror that it's tonally ill advised and poorly
creative. This type of high budget production that shouldn't be this bad, but
neither can I say its compelling either.
For starters, when the original
show had costumes for its cast, Hooper
and the production decided to turn the cast into photo realistic humanoid cats
right down to pronounced furry breasts and buttocks, which is provocative
especially for a film suitable for children and is such a wrongheaded concept.
Again, the Dr. Moreau references seem apt, as is the sense the tone is jarring.
A dank, pink hued lit slum is where to film exists within, which (from dice to
bins) varies in size compared to the cast in extremes, all surrounding with
what is effectively a cult of peculiar feline creatures, the premise for a cult
horror film, not a musical. Rebel Wilson,
who is a larger figured actress stuck playing to it as a joke, immediately sets
up the misguided nature of the show in one of the first song numbers, one which
has already developed infamy. Scratching herself erotically; humanoid
cockroaches played by actors being eaten by humanoid cats; humanoid mice played
by children, which is disturbing as they're meant to be food too. This film is
never as perplexing as this sequence, but the film instead is saturated in this
grotesque CGI hybrid and badly put together musical numbers to compensate.
Hooper cannot film a musical. The dancing, which is impressive at
points, is edited to shreds and with many close-ups that obfuscate the scenes.
I see the point Tom Hooper wants to
make with close-ups in the singing - to wring emotion out of individuals like Jennifer Hudson - only for it to lead to
Hudson uncomfortably stuck crying and
depressed as a cat who's vaguely a vagrant (maybe a sex worker) with ill
defined lyrics and a grotty coat over her fur, rather than an actual character
to sympathise with. It's not good for a musical, where you should allow for
space and see the preciseness of the dancing, and it's not good when all your
emotional tension feels laboured. Like martial arts films, you cannot get away
with this type of production where you manipulate the images to hide the cast's
talents onscreen unless you are good enough to pull it off.
Cast wise, many talented figures
are left out to dry like Hudson. I'll
be controversial and say Ian McKellen
is the best part, even though he cannot sing in the slightest and is seen
licking milk from a giant saucer, mainly because he's playing a cat from a
theatre background, which would a great film premise in itself, a veteran of
Shakespeare and the stage playing a sad isolated old actor who still has the
energy when allowed to perform. Idris
Elba is also good as a peculiar musical cat noir film baddy, only undercut
by the horror of his CGI form when without the coat on, making him look nude;
now Elba is an incredibly handsome
man, but as a DNA spliced man cat, his physical beauty and charisma sadly
cannot improve a horror CGI experiment. Dench
looks confused; Australian ballet dancer Steven
McRae, playing a tap dancing railway cat, does stands out if marginalised;
comedian James Corden embarrasses
himself by also playing to his weight as a fat food obsessed cat; and, likely
to upset some people, I didn't think Taylor
Swift particularly stands out musically let alone as an actor, a pretty
generic song from someone who has no side in the controversies around her, just
that I also happen to be someone who equates "great singer" to
someone like Bjork and the bar is
extremely high, especially when Hudson
is great and in the same film.
The result does eventually drag
as the real issue with the film that it eventually becomes a lazy animal that
is not compelling bad or good. Even the songs, for another controversial
choice, don't stand out with some poor musical choices (the synth, flat bass
funk lines); The lyrics are very witty at times when you can discern more than
the word "jellical" repeated over and over again, but there's a
conventionality which I really don't find memorable for myself, songs
unfortunately put together with not enough force to them, including the new
song composed between Andrew Lloyd Webber
and Taylor Swift.
Cats was not a box office success. Its trailer released in the
summer of 2019 was mocked, and the original theatrical release had unfinished
CGI that had to be replaced with a new theatrical release, which would've been
humiliating. Premiered in December 2019, it was already doomed further by being
released at the same time as a new Star
Wars film and already within the timeframe of that theatrical release, at
least one sing-a-long screening was set up probably to cash in on a
manufactured cult status. Everything was dictated by poor technical decisions
and the film being gauche to the point of tedious for me, all in mind some
might defend the film regardless. Certainly, it's an artistic folly I cannot
agree should be admired for how bad it is, as it's still pretty bland for ever
ill advised and dumbfounding choice onscreen.
Abstract Spectrum: Kitsch/Grotesque/Melodramatic
Abstract Rating (High/Medium/Low/None): None
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1) In the forties or fifties?
Probably thirties as there's a film poster for The Cat and the Canary (1939) in one shot, and bearing in mind when
T.S. Elliot's source material was
first published.
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