Saturday 26 March 2022

Zombie Nightmare (1986)

 


Director: Jack Bravman and John Fasano

Screenplay: John Fasano and David Wellington

Cast: Adam West as Capt. Tom Churchman; Jon Mikl Thor as Tony Washington; Tia Carrere as Amy; Manuska Rigaud as Molly Mokembe; Frank Dietz as Frank Sorrell; Linda Singer as Maggie

A Night of a Thousand Horror (Movies)

 

Frank, let's not have any more high school kids turn up dead.

Zombie Nightmare does not have a great reputation. From the land of Canada, they have also produced some truly bizarre films, from the Things (1989) of the world to Science Crazed (1991), and in mind to Zombie Nightmare's reputation being so bad, it was chosen for a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 episode and everyone on the cast hated sitting through it, Zombie Nightmare is just conventional for me. It says a lot of me that I have seen more that I can consider far worse in horror films, and I came to this instead just being reminded that the eighties actually existed. I missed this era being born in 1989, and I can now look at it in films like this with curiousness, a time where Jon Mikl Thor can look resplendent as he does in the first act, but would be a dress sense viewed only in irony in the modern day.

Playing the son of a brave man killed protecting a young voodoo priest, Jon Mikl Thor, the cult Canadian heavy metal singer who used to bend bars in a muscle man stage act, can wander around with luxurious long hair, wearing mascara and almost looking feminine, things which have aged incredibly well in the modern day and would suit a look of people of any gender. He however also contrasts it with a muscle shirt that could not hide anyone's boobs, men's or otherwise, and would be mocked in the modern day by cynical film fans; in the era this film was made, only then would no one bat an eye on the choice of practical day wear to go to a convenience store in. Considering the hair on display even on psychopathic young male hoodlums, who realise killing Thor in an accidental hit and run is almost ecstasy, and are sex pests with knives, and you cannot help to see how each decade is rewarding to see in films, even ones with wavering quality, just to see that once everyone's hairstyle exploded in elaborate mountains of hairspray filled manes.

In mind that the main director later made Night of the Dribbler (1990), which is a poor horror comedy I struggled with, which makes Zombie Nightmare at least passable for trying at something more engaging. The music alone is of the era and also really interesting as a heavy metal fan to take in, where starting your opening credits with Motorhead's Ace of Spades, playing over the credit of cult actor Adam West's name on a green fingerprint, is memorable to say the least. When Thor dies, the young woman who his father rescued, a voodoo priestess whose actress does eat invisibly scenery when she can, resurrects him on his mother's behalf is just to get revenge on everyone in the car that ran him over. The interpretation of voodoo as less an actual religion, but a Western narrative's occult trope, is always problematic, something I accept more in a forties film like Voodoo Man (1944) as of the time, and just to see a cult actor like George Zucco playing bongos onscreen, but by the late eighties it is startling to see how far we did not progress with depicting the religion. Wes Craven, even in context of a horror film with a white outsider as the protagonist, is one of the only people in this genre with The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988) to have made a horror film which tackles actual voodoo beliefs, with few other prominent film afterwards made, and that is startling and looks terrible to even consider. Even here too, if the treatment of voodoo as a plot trope is just campy, you are stuck with the problem that eventually, decaying more and more, Thor is effectively replaced by a hulking actor who could have been anyone, in zombie makeup, shambling around with a baseball bat. He can twist a man's neck with his undead hands easily, but a beefy undead Jon Mikl Thor, who you could pick out just from that hairstyle at the start of the film, would have been a huge advantage for the film if just for camp purposes. The film's flaws, as a person with a tolerance for cinema which few might defend, is entirely for being conventional, where the aesthetic of being soaked in late eighties excess becomes the tonic.

You cannot help, least I do, still find a cheesy horror film like this fascinating when it is still about grief, the loss of love ones and revenge from the grave, still trying for high stakes drama, alongside the fact that most of the hit-and-ran culprits are scared young adults, one a young Tia Carrere, scared out of their minds and sympathetic, only to be picked off, whilst it is just the main member of the group whose psychopathic tendencies feels like a fifties juvenile delinquent character for a scuzzier age. The time stamp is compelling, especially because this is part of a wave of heavy metal horror films from the time. A lot of the music will be obscure for many, with bands like Fist I have never heard of, but with some curious choices, such as Girlschool, an all-female British band who collaborated with Motorhead, whose admiration for the band through Ian "Lemmy" Kilmister's helped the band in recognition as much as create a bond between both groups. My biggest disappointment in musical choices is that the Pantera in this film is one of the many Thor himself is involved with who contribute to the soundtrack. This is disappointing on a morbid level because, contrary to belief, the legendary Texas band were recording albums since 1983 and no one wants to admit everything before Cowboys from Hell (1990) exists. It would have been beautiful, even in a sick way, to hear when they were the comically cheesy glam metal band no one wants to admit once existed. Considering as well the film will be sold on Pantera, and not the right one, will make this even more disappointing.

The film tries as well to clearly not "look" and "sound" Canadian either, with the sense its biggest get Adam West is the older bankable American star to sell the film on. It is forty four minute in when West actually appears, but alongside how the film gets some additional drama with his back-story, anyone expecting (as I did) additional camp from the former Batman may be taken aback by what he does instead. Rocking a moustache, he plays a cynical cop with complete seriousness, which actually adds to the film for the better. Even for a film which has impalement with a steel baseball bat, its seriousness actually helps for the movie, with the unintentional cheesiness still able to have some meat to it because of an attempted sincerity. Again, my taste in films and knowledge means that I have seen so much worse that Zombie Nightmare is passingly entertaining and even charming. Truthfully, it was one of many horror films from this era, including from Canada, and this one just got the rotten luck of notoriety.

Thursday 24 March 2022

The Mummy Theme Park (2000)

 


Director: Alvaro Passeri

Screenplay: Alvaro Passeri and Antony Pedicini

Cast: Adam O'Neil as Daniel Flynn; Holly Laningham as Julie; Cyrus Elias as the Sheik; Helen Preest as Nekhebet; Peter Boom as Professor Mason; Paola Real as Damcer; John Gayford as Richard

A Night of a Thousand Horror (Movies)

 

You think the Sheik will like my boobs?

I encountered director Alvaro Passeri for the first time with Creatures from the Abyss (1994), an incredibly lurid and ridiculous Italian nautical horror from the nineties, a film who marked the end of the golden era of Italian genre films with a sense of aware absurdity. Alongside Passeri having an obsession with giant stuff animals in his set decoration and automated bathrooms with A.I., this film as his follow up nonetheless also marks him stepping into a new world of cinema, that of the straight-to-DVD era. From its title, it looks like a cash-in on The Mummy (1999), the big budgeted reboot for Universal of its original 1932 horror film with Brendan Fraser. I would not be surprised if The Mummy Theme Park was actually titled that way for the brand recognition, but I do not point fingers negatively even if proven. Considering Italian genre films ripped off or built themselves on what was popular in North American cinema, I consider it befitting and a compliment if that was the reason behind the title. Only that it might have undercut this film's chances with a quick dismissal are against it as a choice, as the title does nothing to show what the film to my surprise actually was.

More of a concern is that this openly goofy movie is built by love from Alvaro Passeri, deciding in this of all films to invest techniques from models to superimposition, film techniques from as far back as silent cinema, and I admire the results. This is all for a film effectively about cyborg mummies, which adds a joy, when in truth Passeri commits to an aesthetic more vast in production than some of the golden era Italian horror films from the eighties, all in the name of making the silly premise actually live up to expectations rather than be disappointing. Namely, that this has the ridiculous premise about cyborg mummies and, even if not pushing this to the level some audiences may want, replacing the potential disappointment with a joyfully over-the-top tone and spectacle to compensate for that audience still. An American photographer, taking his female assistant and love-of-his-life with him, is assigned to go to Egypt and promote the titular theme park. Created by a powerful sheik, after a fissure in the earth has exposed a secret burial site, he has decided to commit complete sacrilege of the dead, creating a theme park about ancient Egypt which has no qualms about rebuilding centuries old corpses in their original form, operating them by machinery and forcing to dead to be undead animatronics. Even how they start to go berserk, by photographic flash, evokes Itchy and Scratchy Land from the famous Simpsons episode, how everything went to shit in that episode with the mascots going on a rampage, only with someone in charge whose lack of qualms and greed for this makes this suitably karmic when it goes wrong for him. Not even skeletons are safe from this reanimation by the Sheik's scientists, and the one woman on staff who is secretly communicating with the angry ancient Egyptian gods is going to make sure he gets his comeuppance.

You have the paradox that Alvaro Passeri's take on Egypt is questionable, the one issue you have to get around with enjoying the film. It is problematic, that this Egypt feels like it is from a different century, with harems and armoured guards, one from a European Western view of Egypt that reality. It is the fantasy of the Arabia, despite modern technology being involved, from fantasy narratives outside of real Egyptian culture. Also of note is that everyone, including the Egyptians, is clearly a white European in prominent roles, Passeri's style clearly evoking old Hollywood films which did not think carefully about casting, or even one of Fritz Lang's last projects, the two part The Indian Tomb and The Tiger of Eschnapur (1959), a film which had locations shot in India, but alongside interiors in West Germany, has prominent roles even for Indian characters for an Indian epic played by white actors. In that case, it felt less offensive on purpose, more a really misguided aspect to what are still compelling pieces of adventure narrative, only stung by the bad surrealism of a European actor in obvious makeup passing off as West Asian, in rich fifties colour film images to emphasise this contradiction. In cases like this, it is understandably going to raise questions from a non-Caucasian cineaste, even the most forgiving, for justifiable reasons. The problem is here with The Mummy Theme Park, and you cannot justify privilege of exempting this film either from this problem, only admit I enjoyed the film but that it was a strange decision, more so at the turn of the 21st Century, even for budgetary reasons.

The aesthetic without this problem would have been enough, even if in danger of exoticising Egypt as merely fantasy, not of thereal place. That is because, ironically, the film whilst with its problems with this is nonetheless about exploitation of Egyptian culture even from within for Western tourists. How befitting even this proud b-flick, probably better without subtlety, will mock and parody all the transgressions done to ancient Egypt and sacrilege of the dead, only beyond an Egyptian film like Shadi Abdel Salam's The Night of Counting the Years (1969) to actually contemplate the transgressions committed to Egypt as a culture and a land to have their history stolen from them. In history where the British (my nationality) are not guiltless either in our transgressions, in raiding tombs and stealing another nation's artefacts in a colonial form, Alvaro Passeri, even if a twisted humour and a love in the set decoration in depicting it, sets out as perfect a metaphor for this even in a silly genre film as you could get, Egypt now desecrated as a tourist train ride where popcorn and pizza are available at the concession stand.

The film is absurd. You can distract a mummy with your cleavage here, and Passeri for some will need a slap on the wrist for how much lewdness there is, even for a film still suitable for fifteen year old in Britain in the age rating, ogling scantily clad or nude female cast with a considerable horniness on display. When you get a melted cat mummy man, in a moment of playful glee which is less an issue, it is with the bizarre aspect of them roaring like the MGM Studio lion in the sound clip choices that feels more on purpose than I would initially presume. The English acting, like Creatures of the Abyss' dub, is just as ridiculous here as there, and again it feels more aware of this than other Italian genre films from before it. The theme park sets, all depicted in models, has a giant dinosaur skeleton as a prominent prop clearly for the hell of it, and I can even manage to squeeze in a justifiable reference to Karel Zeman, the legendary Czeck animator and filmmaker who would literally built his worlds in films like Invention for Destruction (1958). Here Alvaro Passeri has built most of this world, barring stage sets, from model work, projecting backdrops around his cast, and techniques that are artificial but, honestly, feel more tangible and compelling than just using green screen and CGI when it lacks the encouragement to flourish. All of this to for a straight-to-video film is even more spectacular to consider in hindsight.

Passeri's films so far for me have their crassness, that lurid old era of Italian genre films we fans admits exist but can put people off them, but I think Passeri would admit to this himself as I learn of him. His heart is for the construction of the films, to play, and even the obvious CGI here, to reference that again, feels less like a necessary but a new tool he realises in like a new type of paintbrush. This has gore, some nasty practical effects, but I think less of this as a horror film, but a goofy supernatural jaunt which allowed Passeri and his production team to have fun, and that is taking into consideration one such scene having a man's tongue grow engorged and be vomited out of his mouth. In this gaudy world of straight-to-video cinema, that a craftsman is having fun and being a great craftsman at that is something I cannot believe few are even still aware of nowadays, and despite the title being a potential put-off, the film is so much more interesting even when it is ridiculous.

Tuesday 22 March 2022

What the Bleep Do We Know!? (2004)

 


Directors: William Arntz, Betsy Chasse and Mark Vicente

Screenplay: William Arntz, Matthew Hoffman, Betsy Chasse and Mark Vicente

Cast: Marlee Matlin as Amanda; Elaine Hendrix as Jennifer; Barry Newman as Frank; Robert Bailey Jr. as Reggie; John Ross Bowie as Elliot; Armin Shimerman as Man; Robert Blanche as Bob; Larry Brandenburg as Bruno

An Abstract Candidate

 

I'll stick my ass in the cocktail sauce if I please...

Today we have a contentious production to review, and I will immediately present the fact that I had to completely jettison my original review because, in truth, the source of the film is a deeply problematic one. Enough was discovered to have a complete scorched earth policy involved for the original notes and start from scratch, using the fragments from the first text which was relevant still here in a newer light. I will still keep the controversial opinion I had originally started this film with - that I take neither side of the argument between New Age beliefs and their sceptics. The issue of pseudoscience is one that has become more contentious over the years, said as someone who openly admits to having a spiritual inkling and even owns tarot cards, but also believes in common sense. This is a common sense that we should use what is graspable in tools for things like medicine and building bridges, not magic. As someone interested in mysticism and concepts like alchemy, the actual version of it as a spiritual belief, even magic itself as a concept for me is not a form you can just use to complete a task like heal a person, let alone ask the question of whether it actually exists. The issue with this documentary, having to take a sharp left turn in the review from its original form, is not its beliefs of the mind being literally able to bend reality as is on the surface of the film and its main message. That on the surface is confused and what I turned off quickly in this curious form of New Age documentary-fiction hybrid as I watched it.  That, and debating it is the lesser concerning elephant in the room here.

About single and group consciousness being able to influence the world, and the divisive referencing to quantum physics in context to this, the film includes interviews and tried at being serious as a key to enlighten. Dismissing this for me for a whole review would be shooting fish in a barrel and a waste of paper, merely opinion, and I still will include how sadly our black-and-white way of dealing with subjects like this has its problems. The "kill-it-with-fire" subtle way does not help discuss these opinions, scrutinise them, and can actually push more people to pseudoscientific beliefs. It is also naive, as from the printed press onwards, each technology over centuries and form of communication allows many voices to be heard, including those of cults who existed long into human society's existence, who will still exist regardless if one dies from its press. Far more concerning is that the source of this film is deeply suspicious and problematic regardless of these surface beliefs.

The film's directors and creators are part of the Ramtha's School of Enlightenment. The school has been called a religious cult and is tied to one of the figures who are interviewed within the film, a woman named J. Z. Knight who founded the school in 1988. Reading up on the school and background on this film has, frankly, caused me to jettison what I had originally penned because I did not want to now have a softer view of the production I originally had. That opening statement, of taking neither side of the argument, is entirely to do with New Age and pseudoscience against their sceptics, not with a film with a questiomable background, which does need to be considered with a bitter taste in the mouth now writing this. Knight's school has been accused of cult-like tendencies, as her own opinions have spun off into both anti-gay and anti-Jewish sentiments, among other controversial views1, alongside the paradox of someone who is a religious leader. She is a woman who claimed to channel a 35,000-year-old Lemurian warrior spirit named Ramtha, yet sued a woman in Berlin named Judith Ravell who claimed to also be channelling Ramtha, taking her to court alongside Whitewind Weaver, another woman who imparted Ramtha's teachings in her own event and Knight won $10,000 in 2008 from in a law suit1.

Though this review was going to be that of finding the accidental cult film with its curious creative choices, I have to drastically change my opinion on a drop of dime, all quickly because "cult" literally has to be raised as deeply unsavoury things ringing my alarm bells. This will be a very negative view of Ramtha's School of Enlightenment which for a follower will be a bias, me their enemy if they ever bother finding this, but only because these wary alarm bells ring with a severity. The New Age film I read of, in a dismissive tiny box of a review in Total Film magazine, as this managed to get a British theatrical release in the day, became a lot of morally contentious just in the proofreading stage of the original review. Having your students do things as drink lye as they have been accused of, a strongly alkaline solution, especially of potassium hydroxide, a substance used for washing or cleansing, in a concoction with Dead Sea water is enough to raise concerns2. My own spiritual beliefs are also that any organisation requiring large sums of money from their students for teaching should always be of suspect even if I have a bias inherently in this opinion.

The problems now raised with this film's existence however cannot undercut the idea that came in the original review, and has become more loaded. Sadly, for this amateur philosopher, the inherent irrational nature of human society, that treats individual human life as disposal in illogical social structures, causes people to feel crushed and desperate. Modern secular society cannot help either as even the mottos of this time, to live life to the fullest, and to accept humanity's smallness to the power of nature and the cosmos, cannot get past the illogical nature of society, which undercuts this, or that these messages are now even being shilled to us in advertising to sell Diet Coke or insurance. What the Bleep Do We Know, if you came to this without the sinister back-story to its creation, feels like if David O Russell's I Heart Huckabees (2004) managed to be weirder, and was stuck trying to be serious as an inspiration document too, one should be viewed as vague even for the New Age inclined of viewer, a production made in a climate where people are desperate for a solution for their lives.

I still want to morbidly prod the film regardless of the unsavoury content, and a factor to consider was that, better known and more controversial, another film released as well in 2004 was Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ, which revealed a huge religious audience in cinema. Gibson's was a rare case, an ultra high budget film he managed to be made with his clout, but digital technology and the likes of the internet have been able to spread the word of mouth for alternative voices, even with problematic opinions. They have been able to be more readily available in cinema, now moving onto the internet and social media over the decades onwards. A film like What the Beep... is also influenced by what was clearly the air of the time, the post-Millennium fear of the new century, the September 11th 2001 terrorist attack in New York City, and the timeless issue of purpose in a world which treats a normal person, if they have not privilege or wealth, as a bystander and a cog only and nothing more.

The film itself presents itself with an easy to grasp concern, one which touches into real universal concerns that, insidiously or not, can grab a person because they are uncomfortable real especially in their banality. Marlee Matlin plays Amanda, a female photographer going through an existential crisis. Not only is she on anxiety medication, but she has the scars from a marriage ending, the husband cheating on her, and least some religious hang-ups, which get to some of the more fascinating but also now problematic aspects of the interviews. These are all part of the accidental and loaded aspects of the film trying to offer a solution to the problem of modern human society. Also of note is that, of all things, the film which may have been made by a deeply problematic religious sect still manages to have far more progressive casting than a film from sensible minded people decades on, as Amanda is played by Marlee Matlin. The first deaf actress to win an Academy Award for Children of a Lesser God (1986), and is a prolific television actress with theatrical roles in-between to this day, her disability is never referred, merely a figure who lip reads and uses sign language, and is treated as everyone else, again making the possible cult cult film inexplicably more progressive than films without its contentious back story years onwards. This film, as my time with the notorious Atlas Shrugged adaptations between 2011 to 2014 revealed, does raise the uncomfortable issue of how actors end up in these films, whether for work or personal interest, with deeply problematic concerns to raise, here as well even behind the camera. Truly we the viewers have ourselves been naive to acting being a job you do as a career, even on contentious productions, when Amanda slightly lecherous photography boss is Barry Newman, the lead from the cult car film Vanishing Point (1971), or that the strange man who keeps unsubtly telling Amanda "Makes you wonder, doesn't it?", appearing out of nowhere, is Armin Shimerman, who sci-fi fans may recognise as Quark from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993-9).

The references to I Heart Huckabees is appropriate, a strange film from David O. Russell, funded by 20th Century Fox of all people before Mickey Mouse got them. It was an existential comedy about finding purpose, which could only have been made in this period whilst still being relevant in themes today. What the Beep... feels a cousin to it, only one with the albatrosses of deeply problematic figures involved, in the accusations levelled against them, and that its desire to be upfront as an enlightenment tool is only interesting for the things its text accidentally reveal. The film's newly found sinister edges are sided with how strange the film also is, trying for a wholesome and playful journey, but by way of a curious Alice in New Age land scenario, a drama-comedy where Amanda slowly finds herself in a series of moments suddenly finding the cogs of the world malfunction. Already having seen multiple realities at once, the first is the basketball court which exists outside of time and space, Amanda encounters a young boy who, host of this time bending court, informs her of the malleability of dimension itself with the help of basketball. The contentious material, depending on the viewer, can be found in the film's fictional content itself, such as a later discovery, down in the subway, of exhibits where a Japanese scientist recorded water particles changing form depending on the blessing or dismissal they have been given. Again, I the author have no interest in discussing this, and I do not find this a copout either to say. Far more a concern now is considering how the film touches on real, uncomfortable concerns of what modern life can do to people, and how it bends itself to suit for an outside audience, one of the most prominent interviewees is with its contentious figurehead J. Z. Knight, the very stern and frankly exaggerated female figure who proclaims her opinions with an unbreakable opinion for this viewer's bias opinion, the figure who this stems from and we are clearly in a snippet of her mind for.

It wants to be playful, What the Beep Do We Know the curious existential ride for this character Amanda which is bright, as quirky as her artist roommate, a woman who paints by dancing on a sheet, though its opinions can all be boiled down to positive thinking literally changing reality, the depths now with more curious and alarming implications now. The film in how it is made is conventional, a lower budgeted indie film, but what it says is the greater concern. The religious discussion in the interviews were fascinating from the film's perspective, talking of how the idea of a personal God who demands from human beings becomes a burden, or that this deals with how we comfort ourselves in vices, something which when I get to the wedding sequence is going to be an odyssey in itself. But I dig, and I learn of how this has far more complexity, let alone with one of the prominent interviewees being Micheál Ledwith. A former monsignor in the Catholic Church, adviser to the pope, and president at St. Patrick’s College, Maynooth, Ledwith resigned abruptly in 1994 after paedophilia allegations, settled out of court, and was defrocked by the Vatican in 2005, which in itself I do not take a side on, but in itself would be a concern for some readers and should be raised. J. Z. Knight, who has the most virulent views on the concept of God, present a really complex web that is her mind, dismissing the idea even of a God in our likeness though coming with the danger, as the leader of a religious group where she channels its guide, that she herself could become a cult of personality for those who left her church and/or have challenged her from an anti- Ramtha perspective. The irony is also not lost that co-director/co-writer Betsy Chasse also produced the evangelical teen comedy Extreme Days (2000), where Christianity meets extreme sports, which just adds more questions.

A film like this exists entirely because of the ennui and anxieties of the time, and they still exist even in the modern day, people trying to find a purpose in a bleak world where that seems hollow. As someone myself who feels most of the existential crisis is blameable on human society being built on irrational structures, I am not surprised that people come to work like this, a film where the interviewees, with their affirmative words, feel authoritarian with the positivity on show. Stranger as well as is, without the licensed music this film suddenly acquired for one sequences, the score is from Christopher Franke of Tangerine Dream, which is surreal in itself. His career post his work with Tangerine Dream for soundtracks is eclectic enough - even with one Japanese animated film, Tenchi the Movie: Tenchi Muyo in Love (1996), to his name3 - but his curious career lead to this. Providing a good score for the film, he yet is too good at his work, emphasising a pleasantness that draws a viewer to What the Beep..., the affirming nature to even its soundscape that helped this do so well at the North American box office in the day as much as other aspects of the movie. One learns of how to be wary of how visuals and audio cues in cinema can manipulated in examples like this, a soundtrack influence how a film can be digested, and is something to always be wary of, even if I have no malice against Franke. Perversely, I want this score separate as an original soundtrack release, a testament to its sound qualities.

The issues it touches on, including aging and the vices of the modern world, are common ones, and there is the sense of the film trying to deal with the banality of life, yet paradoxically. It has its key figure Knight proclaim that a personal God is absurd, and the film enforces human beings as small cogs of the world, but also suggests our malleability of existence is yet possible to the point we could control it all. Yes, it is confusing, and to be honest, if this had not still contained topics still dicey for the current day, this film's tone would end up as a cult film Something Weird Video would have in their catalogue as a WTF oddity. Throughout, aware that this material would enrage of a follow of Ramtha's School of Enlightenment, sharpening their knives, as an outsider with my own opinions, my own biases and perspective, this does feel peculiar with more issues that hesitate me now the accusations, even if unproven, are still there nonetheless. Were it not from the problematic nature of how the film was made, once the then-modern CGI effects start talking of ourselves on a molecular level, or how the brain works as its own addict, this becomes more a trip than a learning experience. Some of the interviewees are having their words distorted entirely and the film crosses a moral line as a result - David Albert, philosopher of physics and professor at Columbia University, spoke with outrage afterwards that his words were taken out of context entirely through the editing of his interview4 - but even this transgression is softened because the film is also unfocused and tonally off for this viewer, a potential audience decades on for the film's ideas. It is entirely unaware it could have been a better existential comedy than po-faced, and the wedding sequence is where this film, for all its alarming nature, just comes off as a bizarre cultural object I feel falls off the rails in a morbidly compelling way1.

Suddenly the film predates Inside Out (2015), the Pixar animated film depicting human emotions in anthropomorphic form, and to make the one controversial comment I will get people coming for me at my house for, even this film, possibly made by a religious cult, is less pretentious and bluntly honestly than even a film you have to bear in mind was made for children too. This still managers to be more bluntly honest of our ids being represented through the ugly and vulgar bacchanal at a wedding when, inside everyone's mind, an orgy of repressed ids made of multicoloured blob emotions take advantage of the alcohol and high strung emotions. The soundtrack suddenly has licensed music - Boston's More Than Feelin', The Trammps' Disco Inferno, Kernkraft 2000's Zombie Nation and Animotion's Obsession;  there are visual jokes of the bridesmaids in giant pear costumes; Robert Palmer's Addicted to Love is not only on the soundtrack but turns into a visual parody of the original music video, of Palmer being backed by female musicians in the background; and full blown lower budgeted animation for emotions like gluttony, which are neither pretty or emotionally sympathetic, is crammed into the viewer's eyes. By the time your emotions are symbolised by IV drips of coloured emotional liquids, included as dance props in a musical number set to dance remixed Polish polka music, we have stretched What the Beep Do We Know into a cult item in dire of need of reassessment as much as an actual cult item from a deeply problematic religious group if any of the accusations are true.

The film's legacy, including a re-cut version in 2006 called What the Bleep! Down the Rabbit Hole, does raise the fact that these works of contentious nature do not die if you mock them as pseudoscience, that they are parts of the complexity of human nature where we will still be drawn to even deeply problematic moral views. Voices of all opinions exist, and in cinema as digital filmmaker and more independent creators with their own beliefs have become more common, North American cinema alone has seen the likes of Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (2014) to the films of right wing figure Dinesh D'Souza grow and appear. These alternative voices have gained footholds in North American cinema independently, and cinema is just another medium for these voices as when books were a new thing, something we have always had as a species. Voices, alternative medical ideas to conspiracy theories, are far older as concepts and will keep finding ways to enter public consciousness in new media, even deeply problematic and inhuman ones, and here we have a work with problematic spiritual issues raised against its creators whose ideas are vague for me. It instead is a cultural item worth talking of this way as rather than just through a hollow sceptical dismissal which does not ask why it exists. Its hippy dippy heart is more potentially poisonous, and yet this is probably the only time I can write a sentence about a movie involving wedding sequence with I.V. drip dance choreography. Both the lighter hearted and amused later comment, and the more serious concern of the former comment, needs to be scrutinised more than a dismissal, as a lot could be considered and learnt even in forcing an amateur like myself to have to rewrite a review, meant for fun as a hobby, at the eleventh hour for a more thought out and considered take.

Abstract Spectrum: Eccentric/Psychotronic

Abstract Rating (High/Medium/Low/None): Low

 

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1) In trust that the statements are accurate to the material gathered for the Alternet article, a loaded title of Ramtha, New Age Cult Leader, Unleashes Drunken, Racist, Homophobic Rants to Large Following, published on June 06, 2014, and hopefully not a biased burial, I find only the phrase "that organic farmers have questionable hygiene" acceptable to publish here for every reader's sake. From what Knight has been referred to have said, none of the others are palatable for myself to have to have in the review even for reference.

2) Referred to in the Artvoice article published on June 9th 2019, called Shadow: Ramtha Cult Allegedly Recommended Its Students Drink Lye.

3) That animated film, a continuous of a huge franchise from the nineties, has the even more surreal touch of Christopher Franke writing its end theme with German punk/cult musician Nina Hagen of all people singing it. That is not even taking into consideration that his career before then even included Universal Soldier (1992) to the television franchise Babylon 5.

4) Referred to in the Popular Science article Cult Science, published on October 20th 2004 on this subject and with an obviously dismissive attitude to What the Bleep Do We Know, admittedly a tone which for me is the kind, for argument's sake, does represent the tone of language on this subject I would actively avoid even on a pseudoscience subject I have huge issues with.

Monday 21 March 2022

Final Flesh (2009)

 


Director: Ike Sanders

Screenplay: Vernon Chatman

An Abstract Candidate

 

My beauty is a force, my beauty is a weapon, and that's why I must commit optical suicide.

Ah, Final Flesh...it is a film which never got a release in the United Kingdom, and has disappeared after its DVD print run in the United States, yet it haunts the world. Befittingly it was online, through word-of-mouth, through versions of the film existing online, and being possible to book through the American Genre Film Archive for theatrical screenings. Final Flesh is also a film I openly admit to despising when I first saw it, and I have huge reservations now whilst the opinion has softened, one whose premise is compelling as an idea, has snippets that are inspired, but can stil be worked on for new ideas as this version is far from perfect.

Ironically, the problems I have are entirely from the work of the person who is the most recognisable figure in the film and came up with the project, the writer of the scripts Vernon Chatman. Beginning as a stand-up comedian, Chatman would eventually be a co-creator on such titles like Wonder Showzen (2005-6), and for Final Flesh, he decided to pen deliberately absurdist scripts, full of irrational stream-of-consciousness, and send them to different adult film companies who specialised in filming scripts sent to them and paid for to be produced. This concept is not new even in context of the 2000s, as whilst softcore, some readers may be aware of W.A.V.E Productions, a cult outfit who filmed work from submitted scripts and financed from the public, Where cult figures like Tina Krause worked with as actresses, these were kind of films which do not have Chatman's deliberate intent for perverse surrealism but catered to fetishes; Eaten Alive: A Tasteful Revenge (1999), W.A.V.E's most infamous work, fully encapsulates this because, about a female executive who decides to climb the corporate ladder by shrinking and eating her opposition, it predates vore fetish in internet meme parlance from the time the internet was still a fledgling oddity.

Final Flesh was made in an alternative way however, where the film's main driver, rather than filming others' work, was the person who sent the scripts to unsuspecting adult production teams, who with full professionalism create what is close to the scripts. They have to make heads or tails of deliberately abstract, deliberately random and weird word salads of narrative. There is a danger of this being exploitative, but I suspect the actors and filmmakers were aware of the weirdness they worked on, a day's work, and clues throughout will show this in the film itself. Far more an issue for me is none of the performers or the directors, one audibly giving directions in the third group's film, are properly given credit for being co-authors, something pertinent with how each side of Final Flesh's collaborators influence the final piece. History views this as a Vernon Chatman work, with the figure of "Ike Sanders" given the directorial credit; the lack of reference to who made these does leave a bad taste about Final Flesh, especially when how these are interpreted, from the source material, is just as important for the experience.

The set up for Final Flesh is a family - mother, father, daughter called the Pollards - who live in a post-apocalypse or an imminent one, seemingly being reincarnated in different bodies for the structure of all four parts to the point of being almost cyclical. The first segment sets the tone - in nuclear fallout, the daughter births a meat steak named Mr. Peterson whom she breastfeeds, the mother births eggs and has to bathe in the tears of children, and eventually the father is punished for his behaviour by his mother and daughter. That involves by being tricked into believing he is not a forty plus year old man but still an infant, encouraged to crawl back into his mother's womb, his mother being played by his wife, only for the obvious practical issues of a grown man's size making this physical impossible to pull off. Here, you get the full awareness, alongside a shower scene early on with the tears of orphans, that these are professional adult actors comfortable with being not only naked but performing real sex acts, as you see how impossible this is even if it is comically a man's head between his colleagues legs as a result, the image as if he is comfortable being there between her. More so as the first segment starts the film with a greater positivity for me, than encountering Final Flesh the first time long ago, with this almost being a bonding experience, and strangely sweet for this family, adding to the weirdness.

Final Flesh wants to be irrational, transgressive and shocking. It feels of its time period too - Vernon Chatman shows a clear disdain for organised religion throughout also includes a Koran being read on a toilet, a real copy involved despite none of its sacred passages being read and an improvised story involved as well. It is also apparent however too that, whilst returning to Final Flesh includes a lot of surrealism I admire, it is Chatman himself who proves the weakest link in this collaboration. My hated for Final Flesh originally when I first saw it was from the perspective of it being among titles which represented how badly misunderstood the word "surreal" and the word "weird" are, with the issue that it signposted these with wacky exclamation and without building a logic, usually based on real life, to wrap around itself. I have softened to the film, more so as I will get to the adult film makers and casts' sides of this production, but this is still a film which, for most of the time, will try for humour by having characters quote politics or religion in an inappropriate moment, which outstays itself welcome for being entirely gauche than striking.

The problem is also that Final Flesh manages to be too random in its scripts at times. Non sequiturs are a common gag in general, be it strange turns of phrase to the political references, and eventually Chatman's penmanship does suffer from being a word salad on purpose, never connecting the tissues of some of these ideas at all. I admit, some of the films I would defend now in the obscurer corners of surreal and weird cinema would be random for many to the point of detraction - I admit to being once someone who never got on with the abstract cinema I want to talk and write about now, so I come from the sense of having had the difficulty with getting the logic of even an obscure and easily divisive work. A great example of surrealism with its transgressive and shocking content from the 2000s, from this era, is Takashi Miike's Gozu (2003), which ties itself into a logic, a crime boss' lackey trying to find him when he goes missing, the subtext of his love for him amplified when a beautiful woman appears claiming to be the boss in a new skin. That film was shocking too in how Miike regular actor Renji Ishibashi plays a criminal leader who needs a ladle up his anus to be able to have an erection, and in reverse to one of Final Flesh's more successful moment, concludes with a woman gives birth to a grown man, all done with a blackened humour coursing through its veins and even whimsy.

A surreal film, even if with huge flaws you can accept, should feel like a dream where everything makes sense in mood even if it does not make sense written out. Final Flesh at times feels like a mass of white noise you dream that wakes you up, even the sub consciousness unable to process it, before you fall asleep again only to be woken up again when the mind still cannot process it, over and over in a cycle. It also does not wish to be Brechtian either, to be deliberately jarring, which could have given more to these jarring shifts. In contrast, the homemade pornographic filming helps more in Final Flesh's favour. I write this as well, with how much time having changed, with a maturity now rejecting my dismissal of how the material is very basically edited was acceptable for me now. Nowadays I have no care if the acting can waver. I was once one who said I could not stand with fellow cult film fans in enjoying any z-grade, straight to video production, saying I needed some aesthetic craft or it has to be a rare one-off, the "1% to the dreadful 99%". That has changed considerably, my appreciation for the hard work of any production, especially the lowest of budgeted, grown over the years away from that opinion. Vernon Chatman is still a significant auteur on this project, but the filmmakers who he sent the scripts to are also providing influence on the final form. Knowing they are not properly credited over the years does add a contentious nature to the film's reputation which should be challenged, when they have to figure out how this all connects and add to the results.

The home made form of adult cinema, in clip forms online, is inherently fascinating. With aesthetic choices can actually be described as rooms out of furniture catalogues, there is an inherent surrealism possible from the more stripped down verisimilitude and even the explictly corporal eroticism their casts are willing to bare onscreen, a paradox in how natural reality is interpreted is just as strange as the fantastical. Parts 2 and 3 of the film do show the flaws as much as the virtues of this entire project, Part 2 especially as it has the more fleshed out of the plots, that the family realises they are trapped by God. Able to hear him through the notes He slips under their front door, they try to escape and there is enough here for a bizarre farce already. Chatman derails this with a lot of tangents in just the dialogue, which could have been jettisoned entirely when it has two clear set pieces he could have emphasised - the attempted escape, the daughter distracting God by offensive to let Him see her naked, and the father on his deathbed, in one of the film's most iconic and best moments, being informed by his wife that she is seeing someone else, and then putting a skull mask on as the new boyfriend.

How the segments figure out Chatman's work is really what succeeds for me, where the random ejaculations do become unnecessarily numerous, changing the point when the lengthier sequences in themselves and their set pieces are the real meat, literally in the case of Mr. Peterson in the first segment, forcing the viewer to accept the reality of this. The reality porn has, trying to make everything make sense in a grounded, stripped back reality, even if faked, is an aura you already have as an advantage if you wished to use it, and the best of Final Flesh is less the juggling of new lines and weirdness, more in sustaining those which linger as long as possible before moving on. With limited resources, the casts make do with what they can and prove the more rewarding in engaging with these stories, even in terms of acquiring some of the more unconventional items like seashells for unconventional moments in their working lives to have shot onscreen. They themselves are auteurs for this work too, and even before Part 4, the final one, Part 3 clearly shows the creators influencing the script by feeling it should still qualify as porn - here you get an actual erection onscreen, with self-fluffing, and a pencil being self inserted as an erotic act even if it mean to abort a mind baby.

Throughout as well I could not help but have greater sympathy for the casts for this reason, more so as, whilst professional filming, this does feel like real people in the same way as no budget genre cinema has. Pornography's change from the older films copying cinema has ended up with a lot of verisimilitude as much as the artificial clichés still appear, as any medium honestly, and even the one figure in Part 3 who could be seen visually as the stereotype of a female porn actor, with her dyed orange/blonde hair and buxom figure, still feels like someone who you could bump into on the street. There is a humanising aspect to this type of filmmaking even if its content can be extremely artificial, the extreme artifice of this work in Final Flesh contrasted by the real people bending and uttering these words. Even the one man in Part 4 who looks like Billy Corgan from The Smashing Pumpkins, if he was a David Lynch vampire, is a real person as much as he has a good look for a porn actor as a result.

Part Four, as mentioned, is special as the creators were aware what was posted through their letterbox from Vernon Chatman, this the most successful of the four segments because everyone on and off screen realised they were given a strange object, not a script for someone's sexual fantasies. Alongside the sense they work on more Gothic slanted erotica between this, it is so clear from the dark rooms and the micro budgeted mood that they went head first into making an art film. The other aspect that undercuts Final Flesh with its flaws is the existence of Steven "Rinse Dream" Sayadian, who from his hardcore work as director and/or screenwriter, even his one softcore film Dr. Caligari (1989), managed to balance out explicit sexuality with a legitimately weird stream of consciousness turn of dialogue, full of pop culture and references, weird turns of phrase, which is a height above what Chatman does here. You can sit through a later Sayadian film which is just a compilation of hardcore sex like Party Doll A Go- Go! (1991), and still find a grain of virtue to appreciate even if a lesser one, because even someone like Randy Spears, a figure most know for just being a porn actor in a lot of adult films, gets to run with some of the most idiosyncratic and poetic streams of weirdness possible for basic dialogue between the sex scenes. I have become to appreciate now too how Sayadian even repeated lines over and over again through his actors, like a mantra; here Chatman was pecking at his feet by coincidence and could have taken the lesson from that touch of less dialogue, and more repeating the weirdness he already hit the target with earlier to dumbfound the audience more.

The fourth and final segment does have a Sayadian air around it. Rinse Dream would approve, as everyone watches outside in fear of the atomic bombs being dropped, the main trio beginning to say "They're coming" over and over again until they are all collectively orgasmic, something befitting the other's work. That even unique to Chatman's script here is where he manages with success, what was in pockets beforehand, with the added impact of the onscreen creators filming this are adding to the images by just fleshing them out. We witness birth and reincarnation when the daughter has her parents' corpses copulate, birth many raw chickens which become them again under a sheet a la a magic act, and that is a bizarre image already to picture; it grows in a micro-budget Goth erotic piece of weirdness where everything works. If Final Flesh has focused on fewer strange ideas, and still let the adult filmmakers figure out how to film them, I would be softer on the film more than I am already. When it succeeds, it succeeds. Enough is here that Final Flesh is still abstract, completely so, but with its randomness actually undercutting this at times. This is still a film whose nature I admire, only with both the sense that history has lied by just saying Vernon Chatman made this, and that it could have done with a few rewrites before he sent the scripts off. My compliments to him, for all my criticisms of the work, as he has continued to have success in his own ventures and Final Flesh has a notoriety to this day, is that if he ever decided to try this again for a sequel, in the PornHub and Only Fans era of online pornography, he could make a film that is still special, with lessons learn and still dumbfound the mortified viewers who even liked this one perfectly as it is.

Abstract Spectrum: Grotesque/Quirky/Random/Weird

Abstract Rating (High/Medium/Low/None): Low


Friday 18 March 2022

House of Dreams (1963)

 


Director: Robert Berry

Screenplay: Robert Berry

Cast: Robert Berry, Lance Bird, Charlene Bradley, Pauline Elliott and David Goodnow

An Abstract Candidate

 

[Major Plot Spoilers]

You can encounter some truly idiosyncratic films, ones you have never heard of and have no expectations entering them, which are something to be cherished. The most rewarding, even if flawed, feel like being in the creator(s)' minds, translated onto a format of any type. Even larger budgeted productions can sometimes be like this, but the lower budgeted films are more likely to be as personal as you can achieve. House of Dreams is fascinating as, made by Robert Berry - directing, producing, editing, partly shooting and starring - it feels like the lost sibling of Herk Harvey's Carnival of Souls (1962), a revered film whilst most of us, as I was, have never heard of this film at all.

House of Dreams is a supernatural mystery, horror but not as presumed to usually mean, more a curious short tale where one man, an author entirely fixated on his work, has macabre dreams that involve a strange house, each dream revealed if by fate or a sickly reoccurring chance to chime the death of someone he knows. These dreams are never explained, and I will have to warn a potential viewer you will never have a culprit to what this all means. The dreams are merely ominous predications already adding to a man's life. There is enough to deal with, between his writer's block and his distancing relationship with his wife, a sobered alcoholic who went into a clinic for mental health, who just wants her husband to show care for her.

Here, drama's tendrils in genre are found fully. Drama is a genre which is a vague one because of how vast and varied that term can cover, on itself likely to be found in any form as much as in danger of being dismissed as really bad melodrama unfairly, as much as horror is so vast yet can be dismissed as schlock. The amount of horror and gothic stories fully of dramatic beats which are compelling show they are natural bedfellows, and even the least appropriate examples that could be conceived, such as a splatter film, are inherently enticing to me to imagine. House of Dreams fully fits a micro-budget "art horror" genre tag, one where I realise one of the things I love in films, and why drama and horror are an enticing pair, is simply that even when heavy handed, as this can be, the moment a character opens up whether about their neurosis or quirks is inherently compelling for me.

The tone of the film, and its complete lack of a conventional explanation for itself, suits this, where the first death our writer lead dreams of, in real life a car accident, just leads to a very awkward post wake meeting with the wife in a scene imbibed in late fifties and early sixties bland suburbia, the wife with a bouffant hairdo and everyone mumbling around coffees in the lounge, the kind which feels closer to real life and also inherently suits the eeriness then a conventional acting performance from the cast. Here where it is more appropriate to, with the neurosis on display, it feels stiff at points in the tone to the point of ghostliness, a film in monochrome whose almost sibling nature to Carnival of Souls feels so eerie in itself, because both films have so many common traits, both why they succeed and how they were made, which also emphasises this compelling type of horror drinking from a form of drama. Two films, just a year out of each other, shot in the early sixties shot outside of Hollywood, with Carnival of Souls was shot in Utah and Kansas, House of Dreams entirely in Indiana; Carnival...  is fixated on an amusement park for its lead's obsessions, Saltair Amusement Park near Magna in Utah used, whilst House... about the titular house the protagonist dreams of too; both have idiosyncratic scores; both are about comfortable conservative middle America of the early sixties, sedate Americana, undercut by uncomfortable emotions under the skin; both have curious acting choices and dream sequences for the leads which take very little yet cause everything to be likely to dissipate into vapour if the images were touched. [Major Spoilers] And both end with the protagonists dead, or already being dead, with epilogues where the local police have to come and clear up the tragedies. [Spoilers End]. Neither is traditional horror, though fully indebted to tropes of the genre, as they are neither traditional drama yet indebted to its tropes too.

If there is a difference, House of Dreams is a chamber drama, more so the drama, that just happens to have nightmares in their centre, preludes to deaths in car accidents or suicides. Metaphors are for cowards spoke the horror author Garth Marenghi, and honestly, I come more to the conclusion for any work that attempting to strip the unnatural and supernatural in stories down to having a hidden meaning undercuts them and is pointless. When the emotions felt by a character experiencing them, and how the viewer processes this, is weighty enough. There is also enough surrounding House of Dream just in the lives of these characters anyway, even without the protagonist's gothic nightmares in the titular house to unpack. Even without the fixation on a rundown yet haunting place in the protagonist's dreams, you have a writer struggling to write, his gothic prose full of dread and horror, with a wife felt unloved and with a fragile state of being already which, between alcohol and anxieties, she could fall prey to again as he ignores her. In little time to tell this narrative, this manages a lot in its own style.

House of Dreams is the kind of film, whilst out of the period covered, of Stephen Thrower's Nightmare USA: The Untold Story of the Exploitation Independents (2007). The musician/author/commentator's book on regional horror cinema from the United States for me is a book of great reverence for, and alongside his enjoyment of the more openly pulpy side of them, he has championed idiosyncratic works of great depth, House of Dreams the kind of film this amateur writer would feel he would find so much within. Whilst feeling its incredibly low budget, production which feels like it was created with only a few people, no one with a lengthy acting career or an acting credit at all but still trying their hardest, everything that is imperfect to the film just adds to its aura, where its style is found even in having to use what was at hand. One major set, the titular house, manages to evoke a great deal before the more overt and eerie symbolism is used, and even that is based on the inherent ghostliness a person could feel wandering an abandoned house where ghosts, literal or those of another's memories gone, linger. Even a little detail like painting the film's credits around the house and its floor in the opening adds uniqueness to the production. Thankfully, the Indiana University Cinema Archive also found virtue in this film made in their state, preserving the film as part of their own cultural history. As someone who has only now heard of House of Dreams, I am happy for its preservation and for more to learn of this. It is the kind of unique film, once ultra-obscure and in some ways still is, that is a compelling discovery to find.

Abstract Spectrum: Dreamlike/Eerie

Abstract Rating (High/Medium/Low/None): Medium

Monday 14 March 2022

Geek Maggot Bingo or The Freak from Suckweasel Mountain (1983)

 


Director: Nick Zedd

Screenplay: Nick Zedd (with inspiration from Robert Kirkpatrick)

Cast: Robert Andrews as Doctor Frankenberry; Richard Hell as The Rawhide Kid; Brenda Bergman as Buffy; Donna Death as Scumbalina; Bruno Zeus as Geeko; Gumby Spangler as Flavian; Tyler Smith as The Monster; Jim Giacama as Dean Quagmire; Robert Martin as The Bob; Robert Elkin as The Boop; Quasimodo Residue as The Boner; John Zacherle as Zacherle

An Abstract List Candidate

You'll rule the day you spurned my ejaculation!

[Some Major Plot Spoilers]

Nick Zedd and the Cinema of the Transgression movement was one I learnt about at a younger age. It is an area of cinema which feels aptly in bootleg or VHS rip, despite needing to be properly resurrected, befitting a raw nerve of cinema meant to shock and outside of traditional confines. Zedd, who passed in February 2022, in films like I Eat Scum (1979) and War is Menstrual Envy (1992) felt nihilistic, grimy and explicitly no wave, which makes the day I finally was able to see Geek Maggot Bingo more surprising, as in the midst of this era of Lydia Lunch, Beth B and Richard Kern, Zedd of all people makes a lurid punk interpretation of old b-movie monster movies, like the No Wave version of Al Adamson's Dracula Vs. Frankenstein (1971) in premise. The combination of both sides is emphasised by the bookends of John Zacherle, the cult television horror host I know more for voicing Aylmer in Frank Henenlotter's Brain Damage (1988), and doing a damn good job at it, as he is here whilst yet being caught shooting up with a syringe onscreen when introduced, before he himself introduces this lurid b-flick. This sets up the curious nature of a transgressive film meant to be tasteless, but happily embracing these b- and even c-flick horror tropes, clearly loved as well as seeing their potential for being disruptive and transgressive.

The comparison to Adamson's Dracula Vs. Frankenstein, a notorious monster film defined as many as being the bottom of the barrel, is appropriate, whilst a different plot to the Nick Zedd production, of Frankenstein's monster meeting vampires, Geek Maggot Bingo itself when Universal Horror movies are smashed together with punk aesthetics. Dr. Frankenberry, played by Robert Andrews, a one-time performer who steals the film with his over-the-top line readings, is expelled from the scientific community for trying to resurrect the dead. Considering he wished to experiment with human bodies, but was only allowed to have resurrected a kitten, a cute one which looks like it has sharpie pen marks on its form, being kicked out as a mad man might have been beneficial. Without shackles, and acquiring a hunchback assistant named Geeko (Bruno Zeus), happy to cross dress as a female sex worker to acquire fresher corpses, he is at an advantage. Frankenberry's only concern now is that a female vampire named Scumbalina, played by Donna Death, the other MVP as, despite having no speaking lines, she spoke through the film's production - co-composing the hand painted set designs and costumes with Nick Zedd, drew the opening portraits of the cast, did production management among other roles, even provided the catering all whilst playing the part of a sensual goth vampire.

Desiring to turn Frankenberry's daughter Buffy into her minion in a ritual, played by Brenda Bergman, a very distinct figure just from her voice and line delivery, this feels entirely sincere as a lurid no budget take on a Hollywood or poverty row monster film. Frankenberry's only solution to stop this being his Frankenstein creature with two heads and formaldehyde blood, even if it means sacrificing an alcoholic cowboy played by legendary punk musician Richard Hell for the required life-force. Even if Hell cannot be put down, he is still useful when Frankenberry's daughter is in the vampires' clutches...even if here bullets go through vampire and hit bystanders by accidental lack of awareness of this.


Case in point, there is a very explicit sex scene and it feels less like sticking a middle finger up at the old films' morality, but a John Waters moment, which with Brenda Bergman bouncing on her male co-star like a space hopper is not actual pornography as, nude as an Andy Warhol/Paul Morrissey film, the co-actor clearly does not have an erection underneath. The hunchback Geeko being seen dressed as a woman, taking out an unfortunate male client with an axe, or Frankenberry when annoyed liable to just swear at someone with perfect curtness, is material entirely from Geek Maggot Bingo, it's crassness yet not the weirdness of I Eat Scum (which is a surreal string of events including a brothel for dogs) or War is Menstrual Envy (which has real eyeball surgery over its end credits), but a monster film reinterpreted sincerely by a group of punks.

Even the added gore is not a nihilistic subversion of these films but transgressive by being gross, playful and over-the-top, including there being a multiple legged and two headed Frankenstein who looks like a background extra of Alex Winter's Freaked (1993) and is able to crush heads like grapes. One victim getting his facial features rearranged like a Mr. Potatohead even feels like Screamin' Mad George creation before he ever got into cinema in the late eighties, with makeup effects provided between Ed French, Tyler Smith and Tom Lauten, Lauten going from The Toxic Avenger (1984) to King Kong (2005) from this work very early in his career in a variety of roles. Like another likely influence, the splatter films innovated by Herschell Gordon Lewis, it is bad taste and shock for fun. The handmade quality is upfront - Donna Death and Nick Zedd's painted backdrops, the improvised sets in rooms, have a contained artificiality which is close to the original horror films, constructed on Los Angeles Hollywood sets, only lower budget and erected in New York. The sense of hard work, embracing the dirtiness of the DIY aesthetic, is befitting, making sense of a Cinema of Trangression film too for deciding to go for the low art Monogram Pictures/Al Adamson/regional splatter quickie/Ed Wood Jr. mishmash we have here, the kind shown on TVs and found in grind houses only with the production bringing their own style to it. It feels charming, which is weird for a film where Frankenberry gets impaled on a tree among other gruesome content, but even in his demise he quotes of the spectacle of death, and the last thing I expected was a Nick Zedd film was a happy ending with a couple walking off in peace. Not from the director of I Eat Scum of all people, and certainly not from the same film movement with Richard Kern's more BDSM voyeuristic shorts, even if the film we have is still weird and snotty.

The only sense of irony is from Zacherle playing this as a snooze fest he is introducing, with his special "droll cup", a plastic one attached to his mouth on cord, the one ironic nod to itself. Geek Maggot Bingo beyond this is a b-movie, a weirdo genre film made too playful, too properly done even as a low budget genre film, to have the joke at its own expense land. Everyone just decided in this production to make a monster film with tasteless moments, but also leaning into the clichés and arch dialogue fully, proudly. It feels a charming surprise from the least likely of places, but clearly even Nick Zedd wanted to have fun here.

Abstract Spectrum: Grotesque/Psychotronic

Abstract Rating (High/Medium/Low/None): None