Director: Roger Watkins
Screenplay: Roger Watkins
Cast: Roger Watkins as Terrence
"Terry" Hawkins, Ken Fisher as Ken Hardy, Bill Schlageter as Bill
Drexel, Kathy Curtin as Kathy Hughes, Pat Canestro as Patricia Kuhn, Steve
Sweet as Steve Randall, Edward E. Pixley as Jim Palmer, Nancy Vrooman as Nancy
Palmer, Suzie Neumeyer as Suzie Knowles, Paul M. Jensen as the Blind Man and Ken
Rouse as The Whipper
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One year in prison for drug
possession, and Terry (played by the director Roger Watkins) is sick of it all, deciding a course to making
ritualistic snuff movies as a response, this beginning one of those true
one-offs in that Roger Watkins' film came,
seemingly vanished, and returned in its battered form as a strange piece of
cinema history heard of in speculation and infamy for years. The story of Last House on Dead End Street began for
me with an actual official release, not a bootleg, with the 2006 Tartan Film DVD release in the United
Kingdom, part of their failed "Grindhouse" label series. Barring some
Jess Franco double bills and
obscurities like Bloody Malory (2002),
it was not a success and was near the end of their existence when they closed their
doors in 2008. Considering they, since the VHS era, were important in cult and
art cinema, including their sub label "Tartan Asian Extreme" being a
huge part of the push for the likes of South Korean cinema in the 2000s, the Grindhouse label was a fascinating idea,
but LHoDES was an idiosyncratic choice
even back then. Not helping was its messy preservation as a film heard of and
not seen despite the whispers about it, even having to use video footage to
include the entirety of one of its goriest scenes, at a time before cult
physical media releases emphasised preservation even of films which just
survived being lost. Even in terms the decades after, Vinegar Syndrome included it as an extra to one of Watkins' adult erotic films Corruption (1983) as an extra on the
Blu Ray, requiring one to search for it as an Easter egg, but they merely had
plans for a proper restoration for its own release.
The irony is how, under eighty
minutes, not a lot actually transpires in terms of elaborate plot but so much
is clear in the little character interactions, with what is witnessed being
incredibly striking. It has to be factored in that, in the lore of its
production, Roger Watkins with this
his first film made a much longer production, called The Cuckoo Clocks of Hell, originally from 1973 and based loosely
on the Charles Manson cult1.
A maelstrom of issues came as time passed - including a lawsuit from one of the
film's actresses, battles with producers and distributors, and the film being
out its creator-writer-lead-editor's hands2 - and as the film I know
it as, as for everyone else, was released officially in a truncated form in
1977 with a title clearly sold on the back of The Last House on the Left (1972) and its notoriety.
What plot is still here can be
summed up as thus: Terry's work crosses paths with Mr and Mrs. Palmer, Mr.
Palmer a struggling pornographer who cannot get his work sold, as his
distributor does not what sensual "art" but something more extreme. Thinking
Terry's work is faked despite the truth, they cross paths in selling the latter's
work and becoming the next stars when Terry feels he has been ripped off. Shot in a verité form, it also evokes the
adult films which Roger Watkins reacts
in film, in mind as well that the plot of this develops meaning knowing his
career would enter adult cinema too. Before
his career went to making films in the format of adult cinema, something feels
pertinent to how, in the context of this world onscreen, there are
conversations about stag sex films not selling anymore and everyone becoming desensitised
to extreme content, loaded in meaning here. There is the tone of the films
talked of and seen film with film, including a sex scene which feels like porn
without any explicit shots and barely any nudity baring the prominent close up
shots of buttocks, but this subject matter emphasises the sense of ennui on the
material, where shot after the end of the sixties and when the wave crashed
miserably, this feels like the ideals of love have horrifyingly died and
decayed. One scene, one of the most notorious we will get to, involving Mrs.
Palmer participating in an extreme ritual for her sexual gratification is
contrasted against her husband, at complete ill ease, alone in a room grimacing
as he hears her at the party in the next room. It turns out to be one of the
moments, surviving in this truncated form, that manages to hold power as a
quiet moment, the sense of a man struggling in a career which is devolving in
more and more immortal sleaze against his will as the films are no longer
selling.
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This is a rare moment in what
becomes a discomforting production in content and tone, where its battered
existing versions add to its disconcerting mood. Large portions of the
production are the actors voicing over the footage, LHoDES nihilistic and weird whilst contrasting its series of
ritualistic murders to the sense of alienation felt by the cast, from Terry
falling into his most violent fantasies to one of his female followers coming
from a dull, unhappy marriage with a man that will lead her to willingly join
this cult in senseless murder. The cameraman is initially angry Terry has
returned into his life and, after the horror he is shown having recording a
blind man being strangled, he will eventually become a willing participant to
the atrocities. Within the ritual recordings themselves, Terry has his crew and
he wear masks, from transparent ones for the women which distort the face to
one Terry and others share which is a full plaster piece from ancient Greek
theatre. There is also emphasised repeated dialogue especially in the murder
sequences that, post-dubbed, add more to inherently disturbing moments. Already
the film is unsettling before it gets to the finale, an entire prolonged string
of murders involving mock surgery and deer hooves which made the film's legacy.
Where this gets more strange and
infamous are the scenes which are bizarre even next to other horror films. One
is a scene you would never be able to get away with now, that aforementioned
ritual at their party where Mrs. Palmer "performs" for the guests and
for her kinks, involves putting on black face makeup and being whipped in front
of her guests, a scene where there is no way around this and it cannot be
comprehended. It exists now as a scene which you cannot defend but is so weird
that, after rightly criticising it, it feels bizarre even next to the rest of
the film, as if it just appeared in the film reels without warning, and
inexplicable once the discomfort is experienced. The other involves deer hooves,
a sexual subversion scene where a man is forced to go down on a woman with a
severed deer hoof in place of anatomy in her jeans, which is not problematic
but is so out there, with loaded sexual debasement and scumminess, it will not
take the power away from the scene even talking of it. This is not even
factoring in that, without these scenes, this is still a discomforting film to
witness. The scene which involved a VHS copy to preserve its full gore in the
UK DVD, a surgery without anaesthesia, is what you expect in terms of post-Herschell Gordon Lewis in terms of gore
and real animal organs being used, but alongside even a scene of a blind man
being strangled off-screen, the entire tone to LHoDES is disconcerting from the use of voice over for dialogue to
the lo-fi production shot in New York among rundown buildings and improvised
props. It feels legitimately grimy and evil in tone though I know this is fake.
The question remains whether this
is actually a good film or not. It feels truncated, barely any characters and
barely a plot barring the themes talked of earlier, suggesting how this was
clearly a longer film cut to shreds. A piece at the end tidies the plot up, [Spoilers] a voice over explaining
everyone was arrested [Spoilers End],
felt in this misanthropic work almost like a contrived Hail Mary to not relish
the nihilism, or at least pretend to not. Even the title, whilst evocative,
does hide in the shadow of another notorious work, and it leaves one with a
film in The Last House on Dead Street which
lingers in the mind but with its own form scarred and likely compromised by the
power it may have possessed. It is a compelling piece which retains power, but
you could, if not able to appreciate its virtue, easily dismiss it as a
terrible film, something poignant in my first knowledge of the film, and that Tartan Film DVD, came from a British DVD
review magazine which trashed this as a one star review including in its
presentation for the surviving form. The legend, and what actually is onscreen,
is truly unique, so it deserves its place in the history of cult film, but
alongside the moments you can accuse as tasteless, it is nasty experience even
if that was Roger Watkins' intentions
and to be considered to view requires caution.
Abstract Spectrum: Disturbing/Eerie
Abstract Rating (High/Medium/Low/None): Low
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1) He
knows audiences want violence, written by John Dalmas for The Journal
News and published on April 18th 1973, page 10. Retrieved 7th October 2019.
2) This
Is Where It All Ends: Roger Watkins’ ‘The Last House On Dead End Street’ (1977),
written by Brett Wright for Split Tooth Media and published on
October 29th 2020.