Director: Tom Holland
Screenplay: Tom Holland
Based on the novella
by Stephen King
Cast: Patricia Wettig as Laurel Stevenson; Dean
Stockwell as Bob Jenkins; David Morse as Captain Brian Engle; Mark Lindsay
Chapman as Nick Hopewell; Frankie Faison as Don Gaffney; Kimber Riddle as
Bethany Simms; Christopher Collet as Albert "Ace" Kaussner; Kate
Maberly as Dinah Catherine Bellman; Bronson Pinchot as Craig Toomy; John
Griesemer as Roger Toomy
A Night of a Thousand
Horror (Shows) #32 / An Abstract List Candidate
It's like a bunch of coked-up termites in a balsa wood glider.
Watching The Langoliers, a pretty infamous Stephen King adaptation for ABC,
I think I know where M. Night Shyamalan's
The Happening (2008) originates
from, with the wonder that even for his acclaimed work like Signs (2002) whether the argument he
was the new Steven Spielberg was
widely off the mark, and that we should've been looking at the influence of Stephen King. And trust me, Stephen King had (and still has) a
profound influence that I grew up with too, one that existed before my birth in
the early eighties or even earlier and has not relented. Weirdly I barely read King's actual written work, but I have
however seen through my childhood, through my parents, many of the adaptations
when I was younger, even tangential ones like Kingdom Hospital (2004), an eccentric remake of Lars von Trier's The Kingdom (1994) mini-series which has King's name over it. That I haven't seen The Langoliers until now is just from the fact so many films,
mini-series and other projects exist and are still growing. That early on, the
special blind girl who is among the main cast is introduced saying "There's something strange in that
man's head," with complete seriousness, alongside mid-nineties TV
budget CGI for an airplane shows, is evidence that this two-part mini-series,
which can be watched as a three hour TV movie film, is notorious for a reason.
Over three hours, split over two
nights, a group of people aboard an air flight find themselves to be the only
ones left from the entire plane, everyone else seemingly raptured as all their
possessions, even internal medical objects, are all that are left behind.
Inherently the story is strange and jars to what is a very conventionally shot
TV mini-series on a minor budget, seeing shots of an almost empty airplane
where everything from coins to bridge work for teeth left on seats and the
carpeted floor. Only one detail, if shown rather than merely told of, showing
the surgical pins and peacemakers laying around would have added a creepier
edge to the film, one whose production context explains both its huge flaws but
also how weirdly fascinating the mini-series is for me.
Finding themselves at an
abandoned airport, what you experience is a lot of dazed character actors in a
scenario whose form on a page in a book is very different onscreen, an esoteric
story where characters shout aloud that they cannot "smell" anything,
or that they cannot hear echoes even in rooms that would have not allowed for
them anyway in the actual production. The result is strange, The Happening an apt inheritor of this
mood as you have everyone with a sense of the disconnected also to be found
here with the cast. Most of them are completely one note and non-existence. One
character is a British assassin to redeem himself, another a pilot, but others
include a man whose only trait is being hungry all the time and one character,
a male music student Albert who looks like quasi-Brad Dourif, wishing Dourif
(even if significantly older) was here.
Even Dean Stockwell, the most recognisable cult figure, playing the Stephen King stand-in mystery writer, is
performing as if befuddled with everything and proclaiming himself able to
solve the mystery because he is a mystery writer aloud. It's as if he's still
in the midst of a David Lynch film
whilst somewhere else, and the fact he was also in Quantum Leap (1989-1993) all the years before adds the sense he has
teleported into the wrong place and is inquisitively confused by everything. If
anything he at least gets one of the best parts in terms of dialogue,
legitimately, where he considers a theory this is all a government
psychological test, convincing in a heightened unreal reality, only to
immediately dismiss it because the scenario is impractically weirder than even
a government would coordinate.
Bronson Pinchot as Craig Toomy, as the obnoxious businessman, also
decided to chew and devour everything even beyond the walls. At the beginning
established as a yuppie banker in the midst of a psychological breakdown, he is
a detestable arsehole but one developed with a reason (even sympathy) in his
characterisation; from the beginning sabotaging his own company before the
flight, he is taking revenge on the spectre of his abusive father who forcibly
moulded him into the figure he is, the "Langoliers", in possibly the
most credible aspect of the plot, named after the bogeymen he was threatened
with and being attached by him to the figures we only just hear of in the
distance for most of the mini-series' length. His story is the most fleshed out
and elaborate but is a paradox that he is a figure of tragedy but also the
villain. [Major Spoiler Warning] His
death, when the blind girl keeps him alive to use him as bait to be eaten, adds
to the tone of The Langoliers as
being an erratic creation without conventional logic because it is as
conflicting and tonally off as you could get. [Spoilers Ends]
In general a lot of the
exposition at times in The Langoliers
does evoke a specific David Lynch
moment, whether I've misremembered it or made it up, in possibly Wild at Heart (1990) where someone
approaches a bar about a missing duck only to walk off and never be seen again.
This mini-series, if there was a budget and some courage, needed extensive
post-production techniques for the story to have worked: a stock background
image of the sky that never moves; no sound effects and only dialogue, even
post-dubbed dialogue; a subliminal slowness to the film (literally slowed down
subtly), even decolouration of the images. Instead, they have to make excuses
for the wind being audible and try to make quiet heel sounds on tarmac seem
quieter than they should be. The beer scene, which will be elaborated on later
in this review, is actually the most effective in demonstrating what the world
the story is set in, the past as a still entity which decays and slows down,
because just a step from reversed footage you get a beer regain foam. This premise
is actually an inspired one, suggesting that time travel is impossible because the
past is a dead form which decays and vanishes, to be devoured by the titular
Langoliers. In a world where there was some creative risk, this idea would have
been startling and interest to witness, even in an entirely different story.
The story we got could have been
told in less than three hours but, in mind that the production is still told in
a linear narratively driven fashion, the length arguably is a pleasure in
itself as the plot is deliberately stretched along in a slow pace. Maybe that
might be just me, I will not deny it, nor can you get past some of the clichés
having issues. Most of them are just clichés, though one of the biggest, the
only ones and I feel uncomfortable bringing it up, is unfortunate that is yes,
this does follow that problematic cliché in horror that the black character
dies first, a concept even if accidental or by coincidence was sadly talked
about even as a joke in horror with justifiable grievances. Most of the
mini-series, arguably, is a true guilty pleasure for me baring the sense of
guilt, where a great premise becomes something really peculiar. Where
exposition becomes less its title and more the common language here, all whilst
the exploration of the airport and the drama of divided figures becomes the
fascinating anti-drama over the three hours, all whilst the Langoliers only
appear near the end and, as can be attested to in screenshots, are early
obsolete CGI.
Rather than Mick Garris, who has directed most of Stephen King's work for television, we have Tom Holland, famously of Fright
Night (1985) and the first Child's
Play (1988), helming the mini-series; his 1996 adaptation of Thinner, by King, is better put together but with an equally strange tone due
to its plot, cursed pie and all, mixed with a very misanthropic morality tale
of the pointlessness of revenge. Honestly, a lot of The Langoliers' entertainment for me in comparison is how utterly
kitsch it is, even the end shot a freeze frame of characters jumping for joy as
it out of a light hearted comedy conclusion. The experience itself, for me with
low expectations, was actually enthralling especially as no review I have come
across have ever described the utterly strange tone it possesses, The Langoliers hitting legitimate
oddness in how characters puzzle themselves over scenarios. In a strange
phantom realm outside time, they find even the discovery of beer redeveloping
froth in the air plane surprising and that becomes a major plot development, a
random beer drank viewed as the best ever drunk, spoken as if ingesting the
sacred nectar of the Gods.
It is this type of work we
bizarre miscreants who indulge in the bargain bins of "cult", to
normal peoples' bafflement, find fascinating, legitimate UFOs from unexpected
sources where they feel like they were produced accidentally, all with the sense
of existing in their own "off" logic even in terms of performance.
This is a much rarer thing than even a successful attempt to deliberately
create this mood, and one's treasured UFO is not the same as another's,
especially as you have films which develop micro-cults whether with some merit
or notorious, and especially as ironic attempts exist from the 2010s onwards
especially.
To accidentally create a
mini-series, especially as a the script being full of exposition and one
dimensional characters would be death to experience in another work, whose tone
does literally feel like you've woken in a timeless state outside of reality
itself, or is watch as if half-dreamt in front of a TV at night in the midst of
insomnia, is something a project in this medium should hope to redeem
themselves in accidentally becoming if they cannot be great. This cannot even
begin to be held as a great Stephen King
adaptation, but one of the strangest is as worthy a title to achieve than one
which is forgettable or a waste of a production fee. I will also be brutal
that, if I was to dive into more Stephen
King series, I would not be surprised if there were mini-series I would
argue were just dull or terrible, as King's
prolificness is compounded by how much was adapted of his work, and whatever
the films and television series (even from memories of youth) were all adapted
well or not. This is at least interesting.
Abstract Spectrum: Anticlimactic/Hazy
Abstract Rating (High/Medium/Low/None): None